I dont get it

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

It goes like this:

Hi, I’m a (insert A/SL) looking for xyz, light up those DMs for a good time.

Then after thousands of text messages later you might decide to meet up for a date only to find out they didn’t look like their pix.

Got it?

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If you don’t get it you may be too young for this AHAHAHAHAHA

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Just a digital version of the newspaper personal section. You post a little bit about who you are and what you are looking for. Then if someone wants to reply they DM you.

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Ah! I got it, thanks

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