Married white female / 35 / got that covid 19 (extra pounds😅) seeking a human being in these trying times for taking out trash and doing the chores i don’t feel like. would consider a fake marriage for citizenship purposes assuming you are a practicing lawyer

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You are currently posting as works at

Maybe try...your spouse?

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already tried that. why do you think i’m posting personal ads

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I'm interested in knowing more, highly unlikely were close to each other but worth a shot. Hi OP 🙋🏽‍♂️!

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Of course you are 😔. I'm further out west. Let me know if you'd like to chat casually sometime though, I can DM you my number

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Hi OP!! 24M from NYC here if you still need your trash taken out

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