30 year old male daddy hunter. Slide into my DMs if you’ll be my father figure until the end of time.

Why doesn't ACN give bonuses to new hires right away? How do you expect a college kid to move to a new city w/ no funds? 😑

Child crying at the gate at 6:45am- bad morning to have forgotten to charge the noise cancelling headphones. #rookiemistake

When my maternity leave is the only "real" vacation I've had in years

When you are staff and your seniors review everything you do, change a tiny bit, and take as if they did it to present to others, feels like a surrogate mother.

Child on my flight playing a learning game with no head phones. "Touch the h... Awesome!" Once we're in the air it will be "touch that Q one more time and I'm breaking your game"

Lol you know he's the one when his dirty talk is "Baby, I'm from MBB." #nohate #allfun

Note to self, dont have a baby during busy season again...

Confession: I'm a new mom traveling and nursing my baby (pumping at work). I'm starting to think the reason I still nurse is to leave the 20 person conf room and go sit in a quiet room for 20 mins.

Which work-paper is "your baby"

Why does everyone in the tax service line look like every kid that was bullied in high school

Playing hooky from the office sitting in a park. Kid is running around with a stick pretending it's an airplane. I miss the good ol days.

Started informally mentoring a kid from alma mater last fall and he got an offer today in this recruiting cycle. He's super excited. Now I'm feeling guilty of being a kool-aid drinker. FML

About to take an offer at EY. Want a baby soon and saw the great news about increased parental leave. Question is, can u use vacation time consecutively with it? Right now most on leave take 5 months

After months on fishbowl, what have I learned? Accenture and Deloitte are sexually deprived, KPMG is the red headed step child, we all LOVE to bitch about life and talk about SPG points. What else?

I'm pregnant with my managers child 😳

I have a food baby and all I want to do is 😴💤

Female, 26 and master degree(meaning just got out of school), I am so tired of my mom nagging me every week about getting married and having a kid. I am a kid, it's hard enough to provide myself.

Current fatty trying to change their lifestyle... I've taken baby steps like running 3-4 times a week but looking to spice it up. Any suggestions for classes for someone just getting started??

"Hey baby how you doin?" says everyone to anyone in Louisiana.

Always hate having to pick which unread book to bring on the flight. It's like choosing your favorite kid.

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Changed my company but it didn't update!

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My company is now displaying!

This is looking great!

Posting from the top side.

Nice! The post animation looks good!

Not crashing anymore.

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Part of the crowd. The briefcase doesn't show in post details though.

Post with company

Looking good! Create post animation looks great too and so does the character count!

Maybe we should implement something like automatic posts refresh? I got a notification about "someone like mypost" but it isn't displaying at the post title...

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test on 1.1.5!

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Thank You JFK Terminal 8. By wrapping every square inch in Accenture marketing, I'll never forget who's the boss.

Working onsite at client on fly day is like dribbling the ball at mid court when you're up 30...just counting down the seconds until I can go home.