30 year old male daddy hunter. Slide into my DMs if you’ll be my father figure until the end of time.

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To the Partner who liked this post...please DM me.

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To the Vice President who liked my comment above please DM me.

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This might sounds like a shit post but it’s not I want a daddy

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Are you sure? Cause based on the post, it sounds like you might have some father-abandonment issues.

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I’m confused

You’re probably not what I’m looking for then. Sorry.

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ASL? Into?

30/male/nyc. Daddies.

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