34/male /northern VA/white/balding/starting to get a dad bod/im probably single for a reason

Super appealing right?

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Update: no one has tried to snatch this up yet. Weird.

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Buddy you may be single because it seems you lack confidence. ;-) I’m sure you have much to offer, including, clearly, a sense of humor. See yourself as desirable and soon enough you will be desired. I believe in you!

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Haha I don’t lack confidence.

Appreciate the encouraging comment!

Update - someone DM’d me from this post and told me they wanted to snatch me up and my dad. Got superrrr excited until I realized the user doesn’t exist anymore. 😒😂

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What are you looking for?

My third wife.

Kidding.

I’m assuming you mean how serious of a relationship? Looking for the one

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