I don’t understand people who choose the bathroom stall next to yours when EVERY OTHER stall is free

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Just play footsie with me, come on

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I always choose the one with the least piss on it. Sometimes that’s next to you. I’m gonna need you to deal.

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OMG. I blogged about this back in the 2000s. My old agency use to be an architect school so the bathrooms on both floors were set up to accommodate a lot of people. It happens at the movies too. One of my pet peeve

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Statistics say the stall closest to the door is the cleanest

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Then why does the free one you choose happen to be the 2nd farthest one from the door (I’m in the first farthest)?

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It was me.

I just pick a free one, I don't even look to see if there's anyone next door

If the stalls are ALL disgusting but the one next to you... I’m going in the one next to you. Not going to clean up after some other creature who left a mess behind.

THIS DRIVES ME BONKERS

But everyone please think realistically! We don’t want to sit next to you either... but we’re not going to clean a public toilet to avoid sitting next to you!

Hey, if it's open, stall #4 is mine. If you're in #3, tough shit.

Is this more of a dude issue? I feel like it’s much less of a thing in ladies’ rooms.

I’m not about to put too much thought into what stall I choose, save scanning for pee on the seat.

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