Dreamt last night that we lost my account because my team thought the phone was on mute when talking shit... it wasn’t 😳

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Ugh. That's gotta be in the all time top fears.

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Let’s talk about how you dreamt about work ha

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That actually did happen super early in my career and it was my AMD at the time talking shit immediately after he thought we hung up. The client was still on the line.

I’m actually really glad I had that experience as a youngin bc without fail I ALWAYS hit the end call button at least 3 times 😏.

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I legit hung up on a client in the middle of a sentence to talk shit... thought I hit mute. Closest to disaster I’ve ever been. #notworthit

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Omg there have been times when it has been close

^ a common occurrence unfortunately

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