I’m at a point that I need to take Xanax regularly to get through my day. Seriously...ACCOUNT what is wrong with you? I’m type A, but yank that stick from your ass. You are UNBEARABLE!

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Take a chill pill yo

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Pretty sure taking Xanax regularly due to work stress is unhealthy... get a new job for sure!

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Just one Xanax, a day?! ROOKIE.

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Xanax nearly ruined my life, was pretty similar to coming off of heroin. Please get off that as soon as possible.

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So sad that we have to medicate ourselves to go to work. Gggrrr

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Man. They don’t do that for their health. You need to go upstream a bit to understand their crazy. Then you’ll be able to build trust.

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Be careful. You build a tolerance to Xanax.

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Preach 🙌🏻

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Are you a 2018 rapper?

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Benzos will ruin you. I hope you are still at a place where you can slowly back out of the door.

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I live in a 420-friendly city. Much more effective than Xanax. If you can, do.

This reply is half serious, half “you need a blunt to the dome, son."

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Meh. I do that too. Haven’t died yet

(Not “like,” but you know.) Same here, CW 1. “Medicine.”

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