I got up and then realized I didn't know CPR.

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Hahaha. Pretty much the same thing! Still a doctor though!

Got up and I’m also a Paramedic. Based.

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LOL. That's good. My sister makes joke about this too because she has a doctorate in English.

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Funny but another meme missing the term “POV”

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TFW

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Next time they should be clear if what kind doctor is needed.

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Ahahaha. Well, I am still a doctor. Just not the kind to the CPR and first-aid.

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Hahaha. Please don't let my father see this. He wanted me to become a medical doctor but here I am, a juris doctor!

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Me jokingly presenting myself as a doctor. But not 'that' doctor. Hahah

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I got up and realized I ain’t getting paid enough for this shizz

I got up and realized I ain’t got a billing number for this shizz

"Drinking on the plane so it would arguably be malpractice to render aid" is a big mood for us licensed medical professionals.

Definitely relatable! Haha

This is hilarious! Haha. I cannot do the CPR but I can recite the Miranda Rights. Lol

Hahaha. Well, what can I say? Next time pleas specify what type of doctor you're looking for.

lol at least we're acknowledging our limits at this point, I dont mind this

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