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- me looking for a new job

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Hey, I remember every job I ever got. How about you? You remember your first job?

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Holding company agencies, I don't write nothing down so I'll keep this short and sweet. You're weak, you're outta control and you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone around you.

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