If your scale could talk, it would say __________?/!

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Hello darkness my old friend... 😂

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Get off of me you big fat lard, I can't breathe!

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Same

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Are you on a see food diet?

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I'll start... really? Just one piece? I don't believe you.

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“Come over here, you fatty fatty MC fatty😈”

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Looking good!

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You need to exercise. Put down the cake!! Lol

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You were doing so good... where’d that 10 come from?

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Put down the golden retriever!

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Ouch!

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You ARE doing it! Keep going!

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Get off!!

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One at a time, please :)

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Progress! Don't Stop!!!

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WHAT!!

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I’m going the wrong way!

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Holy Cow!

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Awe man no more carbs

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