Interested in finding a line into DOGE as an independent. I have the cost skills and federal experience. Anyone have knowledge or ideas on how to network into it or other channels where I could possibly get a look?

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Got to do the Roman salut in front of you cyber truck 3 times. That will send a signal to heil Tesla HQ. From there, you will participate in a grok led interview from your CT where you have to showcase your allegiance to Doge.

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I think you literally just turn up

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That would be hysterical. Just start attending meetings. It not like they are organized enough to know.

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The only important skill set is being a suck up. If the DOGE overlords believe you will do their bidding without any concern for the consequences to the country or your reputation, they will hire you on the spot.

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Are you 22?

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This. Else forget it.

Yeah everyone is an expert. lol

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

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I understand all DOGE roles are also unpaid. If you Google, you can prob find news stories about how these roles were being advertised (I recall reading them).

These immigrants, trying to show that they’re supposedly American by overdoing the patriotism thing. Disgusting!

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Buy a Tesla and put a “I love Rockets” bumper sticker on it

You get to work with clowns like these - https://www.npr.org/2025/02/06/nx-s1-5289337/elon-musk-doge-treasury

You should def join DOGE

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They’re not looking for ex consultants. Instead, they’ve got 22 year old wiz kids finding the gaps through algos and then slashes are just going to happen like public execution style

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