Just watched the movie Triggered (2020) on Hulu. Anyone who has seen it, can you help me with some of the funny one-liners? I can’t think of any of them. I’ll start: “I knew you were a psycho when you didn’t cry at the end of Terminator 2.”

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Just watch it again. Lol.

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That is an option. Just didn’t want to waste another 90 minutes of my life to look for the funny one-liners.

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