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I'm an immediate joiner. I have 3+ yrs experience in AWS, python, docker technologies. Please let me know if there are any open positions or any other leads for AWS Developer. (I haven't been getting any calls from naukri and other job portals.)

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Hello sharks,

Currently I have 4 years of experience in SAP CPI and Success Factors system.

I'm confused on what to learn next to progress my career. I'm fairly good at coding and so would like to work in modules which involves technical aspects.

Please advice what can i do to improve my knowledge and also compensation

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How long does is usually take to get staffed on the first project? Joined 11/15 and still no project... Fyi, I am in the commercial side. Should I be worried? Ive contacted my RM couple times and am reaching out to my network 😢

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Currently at Meta (working as a Program Manager) and considering accepting a role with Disney Streaming to support the scaling of Disney+. My dream however is to eventually work at Google. Would my application be considered more interesting coming straight from Meta or would diversified experience with Meta and Disney+ be better? Would love to hear perspectives on this! Thanks.

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Looking for some input from my HR professionals or anyone willing to give some advice. I’ve been considering going back to school to get my MBA. I’m torn between choosing a concentration in HR Management or Data Analytics. Any thoughts?.. (cont)

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Do most firms start reporting years in September or January? Prior firm did an August year for counting hours and then another did January (both Amlaw 200). Looking at an Amlaw 100 to lateral in the fall (so trying to anticipate how much of the year I’ll have). I’ll ask what bonus/reporting year but just curious if most follow the same.

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I make poor decisions

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T-minus a week until I give notice. Excited. Nervous. But so happy to get out.

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Does TIAA tells whether you were selected or not for any given position?

Looking to upgrade the dress shirt game… bought my first brooks brothers shirt but want to see what else is out there as I don’t love the fit. Best advice?

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Can you practice for leetcode without knowing how to code?

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And here we go again. Funny how news like this seems to have no impact on market anymore

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What are the main factors folks are considering as they make a decision? Solely ranking, money, just curious! Got into two T20 that are very different but see myself at both.

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I have one year subscription of amazon prime available. If anyone is interested I will sell it at 40% off.

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Its scary the way startups are laying people off!

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Do it, I dare you. 😑

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So you can finally show mom what you do all day.

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Tl;dr “Ask Daddy”

My life is being held together by rubber bands

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Thank you for your service

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Happy Halloween! 🎃

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Before the Avatar and the Four Nations, there were the Consultants, mysterious spirit-world beings that wandered the land searching for their next engagement

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Explaining to the PMD that only specific formats work

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Happy Hump Day... now go kick some ass!

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I need it until the end of the day. Tks

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Client: We have an in-house expert with tons of experience at this.

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I need a new job, someone help me 😂🥲

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Me: Ok I need to hit the sack at 11 so I can get a solid 7-8 hours of sleep
My circadian rhythm that won’t allow me to sleep before 4.30am:

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"Oh, sorry to disturb you"

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When the client and your team is checked out for the holiday weekend but your partner says he’s coming to town Friday to check the status

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Sent from my iPhone

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Please do not show to client before Partner review!

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My mind every time I meet new clients

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Back to your regularly scheduled programming

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Mood for the week.

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