New year. New Me?

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We called this CONUS Battle Drills in the Marines - it was to help our people prepare for work in corporate America, whereas telling someone to “apologize to that tree behind you that’s working so hard to create all that oxygen that you’re stealing” was accepted military language.

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Do what with a telegraph pole? 😳

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I use chainsaw instead.

That’s interesting.

I’m certain this isn’t feasible

I’m just realizing why it’s so difficult for me to survive the workplace. I have only been using the left side of the chart.

My new year resolution is to actually start using the right side.

This is awesome

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Tuesday well spent

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Pretty much lol

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