One time near closing, a customer asked to use the bathroom. We had to tell him it was out of order, people kept breaking the plumbing by shoving masks down the sinks and toilets, so the store gave up fixing it. He loses it and yells, “WELL I’M JUST GONNA FIND A CORNER AND PISS THERE!!” 😳 Like sir, that’s not the solution.

What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever heard a customer say?

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Wow…that’s unhinged. Closest for me was someone demanding a discount because “their aura didn’t vibe with the store lighting.”

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Right?? The level of petty we deal with daily could be its own sitcom

I once had a customer who was mad about something and he told me he was going to come back later and burn the store down. The best part is the guy was a completely ordinary looking nerdy guy with absolutely nothing scary about him. I mean, some customers can be scary, but not this guy. I just told him no, he wasn't going to do that. He stormed off and the store was still standing the next day, so I was right about that.

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Oh wow 😳 threats like that are terrifying, but glad it ended up being all talk. You definitely kept your cool there , respect for staying calm!

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