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So average death is 14 deaths per year.

How?

1517+5 deaths = 1522 / 111 years
= 14 death / year (average)

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It’s meant to be funny and the graphic was probably created by a twelve year old.

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In 2107...

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A little too soon….

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Oof. This will be funny in like 60 years.

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Consulting skills at its finest

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So it’s cool to make light of death now? Not on my bowl

Only if you're a billionaire.

Nobody would've given a fat #$@% if the sub had 5 poor people on it.

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