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Written disclaimers are basically a necessity in dating now...
This is funny cause it's true.

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That whole paragraph tells me he thinks about my body temp and honestly just temp in general way too much and as someone who is not really a fan of discussing heat flows outside of work or necessity, this would not be a response that furthers the relationship. If this guy is a coworker being an idiot in which case I will be showing my female coworkers so we can have a giggle at his expense and keep a distance going forward just in case he's incel adjacent and only a bad day away from becoming a serial killer.

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Ever did that??
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#Meme #MondayMotivation

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I am a new joinee in JPMC. Can anyone please let me know what are the ratings system
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Posting again for some fresh looks - looking for a midlevel or senior AD/designer content creator to join to ranks of a kickass Atlanta agency with a name you’ll recognize. No remote at this time. DM me books if you’re interested. Super good opportunity and I don’t say that often.

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How to resign from pwc…. Where is the option? I cant find it on workday

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How long is the notice period at your firm usually?

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Is there any vaccancy in Accenture (Bangalore Location) for Semi-Qualified CA (Articleship if done from Deloitte)?
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