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JPM money laundering? I think you have us mixed up w CS or HSBC? Our kyc is no joke

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How are these finance memes??

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EBITDAD was bound to come up sooner or later

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@ib do u want to actually contribute bro

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/the 7 people that upvoted it. Too many consumers around here!!!

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Where my mind goes when people with no finance background say I was looking at a chart...

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Talking about shoddy practices, welcome Wells Fargo 🐟

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It's hip to be square

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See you all in...2021?

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R u PC bro

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c/o Britney herself

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When u short a stock and then they wildly miss they earnings expectations

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^^^^ Don't you have some offshore money to launder? Sorry for the late reply, I was busy getting paid twice what you make.

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LMAO Moelis juniors DO NOT get paid twice. Dude's hallucinating as a result of severe sleep deprivation at the sweatshop

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