So inquiring minds need to know. What happened to kevin ?

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Didn’t you hear? His family left him home all alone at Christmas and child & family services did nothing! In other news, they finally caught those Wet Bandit guys

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This Kevin?

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Kevin in Finance

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Huh?

You mean ‘Sticky Bandits’? “Shut Up Marv!"

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