If everything is “asap”, nothing is “asap”

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Everything is asap. Asap is just not now ;)

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Similarly, if everything is a priority then nothing is a priority

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As possible. It's the most important part of asap.

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As they say in The Incredibles “If everyone is special, that means no one is."

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DDG1, as evidenced by literally every person on your flight lining up when "priority" boarding is announced.

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ASAP is not a deadline.

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