So, may pants have been loose lately. I don’t know if I accidentally lost weight or the elastic in my pants have given up the fight. I guess we will never know.

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You all do know that this is a confession bowl with black theme in the logo and people come here to confess weird things 🤣 What i said is a joke

But i will get colonscopy, diabetes test, forgot the third test someone suggested. I may start aa thread on tests i shud get 🤣🤣

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I get you're being funny -it wasn't funny to me but whatever. But yeah if you lost weight unexplainable, look into it!

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Try testing the weight loss/elastic band theories with a pair of pants that don’t have an elastic waistband.

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Congrats! As a precaution, test your thyroid

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May be diabetic.

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Get a colonoscopy

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Show us some picz so we can verify your claim.

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No colonoscopy pics plz.

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Kind of random, but does the KPMG bowl still exist? I tried to preview it but I get an error

lol true

What size are those pants? Try the same size at the store. If they fit, you didnt lose weight. If they dont, congratulations?

I think we are slowly learning that staff at KPMG are not funny the way they think they are.

Slow because you are showing your colours slowly, gotta keep up my little slideshow monkey.

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