Sometimes I walk around my house calling my dogs name, pretending I don’t see him, even though he’s right there on the couch. I walk around “searching” for him. It makes me happy because my dog then tries to cuddle and jump on me as if to show me “hooman, what’s wrong with your eyes? Is I invisible?”

Hi guys I'm looking for a refferal for Societe Generale's Specialist Software Engineer-Python & Neo4j

Position

Can i get released from project while being on notice period ?

Hey. Is anyone here from Capgemini? Looking forward to interact.

In which month zs associates is paying out the variables??

What’s a gift AEs enjoy? 🤷🏻‍♀️

What price did you buy your bitcoin/litecoin/ethereum at? Have you sold any?

Best way to store coins? Best wallet to use?

Just watched the Polka King on Netflix and feel a little like Jan Lewan's investors. What exactly am I investing in?

Ripple at .666 Hmmmm

Listen to "all I need" by prateek kuhad. Best song. On loop here🤗

I have 5.5YOE, Got an offer for 25LPA CTC + RSU 10L vested over 5 years.

Domain is semiconductor software validation, can i do better ?

Not sure what salary to ask or expect since a lot of people get paid less than me and some get paid upto double for almost the same work.

Any tips for negotiating CTC and RSU ?

Should I be happy because I still have a job or should I be mad and sad because I didn't get a rise? I'm underpaid and got a 9k raise through 4 years of work

What is fastest way to improve both structured communication and thinking? Any helpful books or drills?
It’s the one consistent feedback I get while casing , “to be more structured” I’m there for math ability , business logic , creativity.

Is nagarro round 2 managerial or technical?

LA folks, how do you meet people in this city? Just moved here and have some friends but am eager to meet more. Any tips?

Any tips for securing freelance work with US agencies when you live abroad? My work is pretty solitary and I could fly in for workshops or a major presentation.

Hello!
U-R-G-E-N-T
URGENT need for (14) Business Analyst local to or would be willing to relocate to AZ.
Client: State of AZ
Deadline: 12/7/2022
Start Date: 1/9/2023

Moving to London in September - looking for a place to live! Any recommendations on neighborhoods?

Feeling grateful today. 🥺

Does anyone remember limewire and Morpheus days. My computer had so many stds from downloading all those music files

LinkedIn is a garbage app where I can’t even post my opinion or experience because it will go against the mainstream ideologies. If I even “like” a post then I worry that my peers and managers see what I like and suddenly I need inclusivity training. What a load of shit! You can’t be who you truly are on that app. Which is why I like fishbowl so much, the anonymity is a game changer. If LinkedIn was a anonymous, we’d see a lot more support for Kanye and a lot less LGBQT material. Bet!

Woman approaching 40, dated once, LTR once and heartbroken by 32 as I found the man in LTR was cheating on me. Shut my heart completely to ensure never give anyone the power to hurt me. Today I wake up and see years have passed. I have checked off many bucketlist items being single for these years including solo euro trip. But now I feel I can’t go on forever. I just wish I had someone to plant a good morning kiss, like simple things in life. Hard to share these feelings, hence confessing

How many of you go to networking events mostly to date?

How was you memorial day weekend?

Staying downtown Columbus Hilton for my wife’s job conference and we have to use valet parking since I need to use my car to go to work every day. $40 a day, how much do I tip and is it when I drop my car off and when they bring it to me in the morning?

Make gwap and pine tings

I rearrange my home office several times a year. Idk why but every 4 months I need to change it up. Anyone else do this?

Anyone knows how to open a non-profit company?

Just found out that sperm banks pay $70 per donation. I just found my side hustle 😏

I am not getting sleep!!

Currently sitting in my sweatpants with a full groutfit. Rediscovered a pair of blue sweatpants that I left at my parent’s place during the holidays and brought that back. Have a similarly colored soft blue hoodie that I wear with it. Now I alternate between my groutfit and bloutfit biweekly to synchronize with my laundry schedule. I go outside wearing it too. Should I be proud or concerned???

Big birthday coming up in a few months and wanting to do things I have never done before (tattoos, surgery, etc.) What have you done as a result of a mid life crisis?

Ladies, sometimes we like our hair pulled a little too

I wanna see the Foo Fighters but I’m lame and don’t have anyone to go with 😭😭😭 I’m about to say screw it and go by myself.

What do you do when the people you thought you could count on for help, actually don't help?

Is it common to get more and more conservative after highschool? Throughout high school I considered myself a leftist even at one point liking Bernie. But now over time I see myself getting more conservative. ( Not the anti mask/ anti vax kind) I seem to align myself more and more with individuals like Romney. Is this common?

So this dude asked me late last night if I wanted to call him and said he needed someone to talk to while working late..told me to let him know if I had a guy over then he’ll talk to someone else. I didn’t have a guy over and not that kind of person so why assume that? It pisses me off.