Just found out that sperm banks pay $70 per donation. I just found my side hustle 😏

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I know people in college who would do this frequently and they were exactly the kind of people who shouldn’t be procreating. Like they may look good on paper but if you ever knew them you’d say absolutely not

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You may want to think this through. Sure it sounds like a good side hustle. But what if your son/daughter accidentally dates their half bro/sis…

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Doesn’t sound like my problem

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That hashtag 🤣

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Make sure you clear it with PwC first and please let us know what they say

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This MBA isn’t going to pay for itself 🤷

Also, is there a tracking number for guys to find the kids down the road?

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Lmao

Sounds like quite the gravy train

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Is it really a donation if you're getting paid though

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So you’re okay having bunch of your kids walking around and not knowing?😂

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Only need them if I’m in need of an army to conquer the world

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Is there a limit to how much you can donate a week?

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If anyone is capable of 25 loads a week — call me

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Lol

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I had a client who did this in law school. Fast forward 20 years or so and over 70 children have come knocking on his door to meet dad…

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Tell me you’re on tik tok without telling me you’re on tik tok

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No tattoos within past x months. No thc or any other drugs. Height requirement. What else am I missing?

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They only say you're not allowed to consume THC or any drugs, but I definitely smoked hella weed when I was donating back in college.

Ohh man, i didnt know that. Would have been a millionaire by now.

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