The legend got it right “Don’t trust HR to be useful.”
They have this capability of blowing up a small thing to a serious issue. It seems their lives are too boring they intentionally stimulate it.

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On behalf of all the exceptionally talented HR folks on this app, I apologize for the above caustic and generalizing post.

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Neil Armstrong probably said the same about all the other NASA “support service” people who weren’t actively walking on the moon bringing in that active revenue actively

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You all view HR as useless because you think their role is to “help people” get what they. HR’s main function is to protect the company from risk. The quicker you learn that, that better off you’ll be.

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Given that the topic of this thread is company-agnostic issues with HR, maybe you’re not the person OP is looking for insight from

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Agree, useless bunch

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HR is a branch of PR. Once they fail to protect the company,then go into damage control

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🍿 This could get real good.

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