What's everyone's favorite accounting related pick up line? I'm a fan of: Accounting is just a game of numbers, so why don't you give me yours? What does everyone else have?

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I like I'll audit your assets.🤣

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I heard this somewhere: "have you ever considered filing jointly?"

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