What’s one thing you never thought you’d say out loud as a teacher, but somehow did?

I’ll go first: “No, you cannot use a glue stick as chapstick.”

Let’s hear yours. I could use the laugh today.

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“Where are your pants?”

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Oh my gosh. That is too funny.

"If you decide to pee on the floor, you will be the person who cleans it up" (he did, in fact)

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Lololol

You can’t lick your friend on their face.

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Gross🤣🤣

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Walk like a person (they were scooting like a dog with BM residue)

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

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“Please go to the bathroom to put on your deodorant, not my classroom.”

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This is one i have seen on more than one occasion. I guess at least they are putting deodorant on!😄

You can't eat the gel from inside an ice pack 😑

Yep, been there!

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Don't eat that gum! (After it was peeled off of the bottomof a desk) 🤮

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