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I'm a quick learner 👻

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As long as you can still play fetch doesn't matter what you are :D

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Ideally you should not be joining that company then think about that interviewer who even doesn't able to judge a candidate is faking or not😂

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Me :).

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Back to your regularly scheduled programming

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Hoping to get my PHR in the next year or so. Outside of employer reimbursement, are there other opportunities for this to get funded? I know SHRM Foundation offers scholarships for the CP, but I am looking for PHR specific help. Thank you! :)

Thoughts about going back and forth between agency and in-house? Is it a good/bad idea? Is it even possible?

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No one is active in this bowl. Idk why are they here. No body responds to anything ux related

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Do you guys have Any good books on business? Not those self help books

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What are the best consulting firms for pricing (consumer goods focused)?

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#Urgent and Active Openings

L&T Infotech is hiring Pan India for below roles: Interested people can drop their email id's and Names with respective Job Id's .

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How often do you have sex? How long have you been together? I’m lucky if I get it 1x a week and I’m getting frustrated.

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Nyc based. Is it at all possible to make at least 200 base in corp dev or strategy at a tech company? Super burned out but don’t want to take a paycut in base. I realize I’ll never make all in comp the same in tech but if I can match base I’d be content.

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What all are the benefits IQVIA provides. Need to understand on below points-

1. Leaves
2. Meals
3. Transportation
4. Medical benefits (like dental, optical)
5. Allowances
6. WFH
7. Bonus that excludes from CTC and variable
8. Annual/Half yearly parties
9. Goodies or gifts during major festival
10. Anything else 😅

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What it is incredible, is how we are still seeing new types of presentation of persons infected with Coronavirus

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Any here hired Hippo Movers before? Reviews look good but then one on yelp made me suspicious if they were fake

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I work at a start up and aside from using tools such as Jira, confluence, figma, and lucid chart I find myself still using PowerPoint a lot of the time. It’s probably the ex consultant in me but is that strange?

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It's time now I guess. Going back to India permanently. Came to Canada for my MBA but couldn't get a job. I have prior IB exp and CFA & CPA. Did a free PE internship for 5 months. Stay safe !

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I'm dealing with some toxic masculinity at work from someone that works on my team. Does anyone have advice on constructive ways to address this type of behavior?

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Hi there, wanted to know about promotion policy in UST. Tried to find about it, but not many have idea i believe. About to complete a year, but no news on same. Please reply if any idea. Thanks!

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Anyone from Tax coming to office today to meet Joan ?

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Hello fishes,
I am actively looking for a change. please let me know if there is any opportunity for me.
Thanks
Tech Stack: node js, git, angular, javascript, sql, mongodb
YOE : 2.7 years
Last working day: 26 th August

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Can someone please tell me about the Devon company. Feedback please...will be helpful for me

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I see people post about their in hand offers/ CTC and wonder what wrong am I doing.
As a SCM professional, I'm searching jobs for a year now with no success. I'm even ready to accept a low-ball salary offer/ pay cut due to personal reasons, but nah!
It hurts even more after successfully clearing interviews and then get ghosted by recruiters.
Has anyone faced such situation and how did you overcome it? Need suggestions.

Hello Fishes , I am joining Accenture as a level 11 Software Engineer with 1.5 years of experience. When will I receive the Senior Software Engineer level 10 promotion ? After How many years.Accenture

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Is quest good to join as embedded c++ developer? 3.5yoe

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I have got HR round scheduled this monday for Sr Tech Spec Applications developer at Mindtree.

I already have 14 LPA offer, what should i ask Mindtree?

Will mindtree be able to pay more than 14 for this position?

Yoe - 2
Tech - Java Fullstack

Regards,

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Hello Fishes, Need advice!
Yoe:11, CCTC: 25Lpa (fixed+8% variable)
Location: Pune
Tech stack: C#, C++, Python, ASP Core, Angular (Basic) WebApi MongoDb PostgreSql Microservices Kafka Azure DevOps Git etc.
- Have an offer in hand of 31Lpa (not accepted yet due to appraisal)
* What salary range one should Target?
* Which all companies to target who provide good pay( Product/Service based). Please have some names as it's hard to find.
* Can you please refer? If yes, then please DM the link/email.

Zindagi sai hai , tension nai hai - posted yesterday .

Aaj PIP raise ho gaya 😭

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What is the average salary of a CMD specialist in Orange and what is the job role?

I am 8 yoe. My current CTC - 8 lpa. I have got offer with 21 lpa. Since my current CTC is low as per market standards company which provides offer are saying i am expecting more offer with less current CTC. Any suggestion how to get more CTC as per market

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I want to prepare for UPSC now after working for 4yrs in IT job. This is going to be a journey full of challanges and difficulties but,

What are the things to keep in mind ? Is it worth it now start preparing for UPSC at the age of 26? Should I leave the job or prepare with job ? What would you suggest?

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Can anyone suggest which company is better to join 1 Micro Focus2 HCL Technologies Can i know where the carrier opportunities will be more and job security as well One more thing work life balance as well

Hello, I am selected in TCS, they offering me 20LPA for 7 year experience (.NET) . Is it good salary? And going to join MetLife project(BFSI)?. Is it good project for learning and can get on site opportunity in that project. Tata Consultancy

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Hi Fishes,

I have an offer from epam systems(permanent remote),
I want to know how the project is allocated to new joiner?,
Is permanent remote is good options?,
How about WLB?
Should I consider to join epam (permanent remote)?
7YOE Lead software engineer full stack react + node

Hi fishes,

I got selected in Wipro 5L CTC
How much in hand salary I'll be getting for this

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I an interested to buy Lenovo , could you please suggest model. I personally like ThinkPad but it is very expensive (around 1.5 lakh).

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Does service based companies gives onsite just after joining ? or Do they hire for onsite projects directly ?

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I am a Team Leader working in Wipro Delhi and it's been 5 years approx. Got here as an executive and now Going to appear for B2 next month.

But also, I am giving a thought to change of Organization. So, confused a lot as current process is quite a mess and Salary too low.

Looking for some valuable suggestions. Please help.

*Off Topic*

What antivirus are you using in your personal laptop?

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