Whoever made the Amazon fresh ad that uses the “I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas” melody all I have to say is…
I don’t know who you are. I don't know what your brief was. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let this ad die now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you.

What is the maximum Salary someone can get in Enterprise architecture or Aws cloud architect, i am only seeing management folks getting 50 plus in 19 years experinece..?

Hi Fishes, Question about product metrics.
You are product manager of instagram in 2018 and launching reels feature. What success metrics will you choose and what will be your expected adoption on launch.
Similar que: launching status on whatsapp.
Any idea how to answer this. How to decide benchmark numbers etc??

So for any of you panicky paper-hands who need to get talked down from selling.

This is what playing dirty looks like - welcome to the real Wall Street. They want to send a message to scare off enough people by mimicking a crash through intentional sales that trigger freezes. This is the endgame, because they know that if retailers don't blink they have to take the bath of all baths tomorrow.

Log out, get some fresh air, come back later. Lots of good DD on wsb and discord. HOLD is FUN!

Any current or former Whole Foods folks who can share a bit about internal culture and benefits? I hear the health insurance is very disappointing, is that accurate?

Hi all, I was told that my business unit is Finance Risk and Control in JPMC. My profile is Java Fullstack developer. Can anyone help me about this unit ?

heyy could you please help me with this question:

why does cap structure not influence firm value?
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Has anyone done or know anything about the Army Congressional Fellowship Program (ACFP)?

Can i get some idea on what are current market trends for candidates with 5 yrs of SOC experience applying for cybersecurity roles like security officer or GRC related as well as consultant roles?

Has anyone here work(ed) at Linklaters? What is it like ?

Generally curious about this years incoming batch of undergrads. What is your role and starting salary? Lots of HR laws ( CA, NY) and inflation this year so curious to see if people were able to use this to their advantage etc.

Can anyone help in understanding the difference between BOAC role and Strategy insights and planning associate role at ZS India ?

Hi,
Can i get reimbursement for multiple wireless earphones in WFH Allowance provided by ZS Associates??

Anyone who can confirm this??

How has the NY "state of mind" lasted so long when everyone's working from their suburban home or parents' basement?

Does anyone know agencies that are known for hiring international applicants? If so, which are those? (NYC)

Drinking Soylent for multiple meals a day so I don't have to waste time getting/making/eating food. Let's see how this goes...

Given the outbreak, are places actually going to be hiring right now? Recently laid off from 9-5 and my freelance is starting to fizzle.

Sarah Thompson’s name is not on the list 🤔. Thoughts?

Men 🐟: Is the unwritten rule of urban spacing dead?! Too many guys ponying up nice and close lately. Ladies, do you have any similar unwritten rules of the bathroom?

have you ever accepted a job you were maybe underqualified for? how did it work out?

Damn, Wolfgang is cleaning up.

How do you not go absolutely batshit with anxiety while job hunting?

How many agencies give cost of living/yearly raises vs just a “yearly bonus” ?

Can ya guess which one Barkley is?

Those let go by Y&R/VMLY&R - did you get severance and how many months?

Thoughts on CP+B Boulder? What is the vibe like there? Who are the clients?

Dear KBS, today we received 17 all agency emails. Yesterday it was 20. Surely upper management has a better way to use their time. Make it stop. Love, KBS

Laid off, 10 years exp, tired of acct management. Feel so lost. Don't want to go back to agency side. What should I do? I feel like 💩

Thoughts about Giant Spoon?

I've seen quite a few people make jokes about being "aged out" of advertising. Could someone please explain what that looks like and when that typically happens? Forgive the dumb question, I'm a newbie to the industry so I'm a bit confused. Wouldn't agencies want people with more experience?

Who's got the most fishbowl points?

Putting my two weeks in today. Any tips on how to do it gracefully?