Whoever made the Amazon fresh ad that uses the “I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas” melody all I have to say is…
I don’t know who you are. I don't know what your brief was. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let this ad die now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you.

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I dunno if you're in a position to complain about anything with this prehistoric ass joke

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“Particular set of skills?” You’re an art director- What are you threatening them with? Are you gonna adjust their kerning?

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Look out, creative team. OP is coming to color coordinate your closet while you're sleeping.

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this post is cringe. post your website OP.

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Why punish a creative for what how seems like an issue with a media buy

Lol I’m just kidding but the line from taken is the only sentiment that sums up my feelings 🤷‍♂️ I get that song enough from my kids but agreed maybe I should blame media cause it’s the only ad I get on repeat from Hulu

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