Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

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Are you having a stroke?

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Certain I had one reading it

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RIGHT? It should be called an OvOUT.

*This post brought to you by DRUGS.*

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I don’t know if it’s just me but I can’t make sense of this post. Is this an inside joke or a puzzle gone awry?

Maybe you want to edit while you’re still able to.

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I think it's a jabait that is doing exactly what it's supposed to.

Maybe try writing this in English?

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Call 911. Bro’s having a stroke.

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Mmm, Yoda you are not.

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yes

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Say again?

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… you’re baked.

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