You can be a partner at a competitor firm, but you’ll always be ex-Deloitte.

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I thought the overly common "ex-McKinsey" was bad enough. 🤦‍♂️

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I mean… apples and oranges…

I know this person.

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This is the same as having a the below status on Facebook,
“James, Emily’s Ex-Husband, Currently married to Rebecca”

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Something something Harvard

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To be fair, it was Deloitte that invented the idea and brought it on firee themselves. 🤷🏼

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Maybe it’s not what you think. Maybe they’re trying to say “I got out”. Like excon

Stockholm syndrome 🫠

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