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What’s wrong with will do? I say it all the time and no issue. Hey can you do this? Sure, will do!

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The title of this could also be: 10 phrases to CYA at work

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Please advise? How is that passive aggressive

And I’d rather have someone say “per my last email” than say “HEY DUMBASS I ALREADY SENT THIS TO YOU”

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Will do is not passive aggressive

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I guess I’m passive aggressive then b/c I use the majority of these lol.

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Per my last email. Ok get it, but like when it’s per your last email what’s the direct way to say it?

EY1, I hope that’s a sarcastic comment.

I just got an text from kpmg. Is this something they actually do when they hire? Can someone help me out

What the heck? I use like half of these.

What’s wrong with ‘Will do’ in Teams or email as a response to a request??

Good lord, if we are that sensitive to any of these phrases, we are f***d as a society and I feel bad for my children having to walk into this mess.

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