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I had a partner one time email me about a new matter, and when I emailed back about coming to her office to discuss she replied that she was in labor at the hospital so it would probably be easier to do a call instead.

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Sad but accurate.

In-house: "Bye. See you in 12 weeks."

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Hello everyone! I hope everyone is taking things in stride.

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What is the impact on rating and overall, if I have got all snapshots good but for one snapshot its like at level for 4 parameters and 1 parameter partially demonstrated at level and have got a development action on that. Can you please advise on what will be the repurcussions and how to deal with this situation as the CRT are round the corners. Thanks in advance!PwC

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Hello, How many public holidays in MasterCard? Is it same like other banking firms ?

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Hi Fishes, Is it possible to process h1b as cap exempt if I had worked on USA in h1b status for few months and if the visa is expired now, once I join a new employer.

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Taking FAR soon! Currently reviewing the book and wanted to see if y’all had any advice on what modules/sections to cover more then others? Been hearing Gov/NFP is a big one. Anyone care to share what the exam was like for them and what it mainly covered?

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@all aren't we all free to leave if we don't want to come to office? Why are we just creating ruckus on social media?

If someone actually starts leaving for our own, others will follow, then it might be a statement for all.

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#Urgent and Active Openings

L&T Infotech is hiring Pan India for below roles: Interested people can drop their email id's and Names with respective Job Id's .

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