A thread for cringe worthy consulting puns...

I am an AM in Assurance (moved from audit 6m ago) and I am looking for an opportunity- currently i need money but WLB is also a very important factor! I love challenging and non monotonous work. Any suggestions?

Currently looking for an apartment in the city and found a great deal near the UN headquarters on 46th. Any thoughts on that area?

Is five full days enough in Iceland? Late July!

When @opentext is planning to bring employees back to office in India ?

Hi all,

Any Australian EAs on here? Or am I the only one so far 🥺

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Bounce tomorrow/Tuesday then going short with oct expirations

Hi Sharks,

I need an urgent reply.

I have Joining with CTS today at 10:30 AM and some documents required for Virtual Onboarding.

They need EA form and they said it is part of offer letter.

So I need to print entire offer letter and sign and send back to them please reply?

anyone know which agencies are hiring strategists? job market is supposed to be hot, but not seeing too many job listings on the usual spots (LI, Indeed, etc)

Hi Girls,

Anyone staying at Amanora in Pune, let me know if anyone can join me for an evening walk

Anyone with bad experiences with ex-biglaw inhouse counsel?

I get the impression that many are biglaw haters. With some, any attempt at being service minded and asking "have you thought about X, we can help" makes them whine about scope and costs.

One GC I worked with even had on their resume (OP wanted resumes of key employees) as one of their skills "maximizing value of internal and external legal advice while minimizing cost"

I’m shooting for the moon and applying to jobs I am mentally ready for and can qualify for but my resume is very short sweet and to the point because I’ve worked at the same place for 6 year and climbed the ladder & wanting something new. How do I explain that to my future employer?

Hi fishes , I want to know in which month of the year , Cognizant will give yearly increment.

Hey guys! I joined my current organisation as a fresher with 19k PM, it’s been 3 years with 2 promotions I am now a business analyst (1 year) earning 35k P.M. I feel I am underpaid, please tell me what is the right pay for my exp and designation.

Looking for a company whose leadership understands the latest developments in transfer learning (think: Tesla AI day) and is already applying it to business problems. Have T-shaped skill set with deep expertise in ML.

Hi all. I was recently diagnosed with bipolar disorder type 2 and it’s been hard to heal with the ups and downs of a very competitive sales position in the current market. Before taking FMLA for 12 weeks I was a top performer. Any advice from those that also live with bipolar disorder, or advice on a potentially a less stressful position to ease out of sales? I have 7 years healthcare sales and 1.5 years as a MLO.

OPTUM GLOBAL SOLUTIONS: 16LPA+ 12% variable + PF + 2 lakhs joining bonus (grade: 26)

CCTC: 10.5

YOE: 3.6

Tech stack: java, spring boot, microservices

Is it good offer as per market standards or do I need to renegotiate?

Hello - can anyone drop base salaries or guarantees for Television Account Executives?🧐thanks in advance

Meeting 1-1 with CEO tomorrow wish me luck!!!Tips?

Once you get your first job in consulting how important do you feel your college education is?Not only for getting staffed on projects but also for exit ops?Non prestigious small school analyst asking

When you check into the Westin and they say welcome home and you know that's weird but it's kind of soothing

One of my fav. HBO shows was Entourage. Well written & a full story line in 30mins! U ended ea. episode feeling satisfied. ❤️ GOT but it's like Seinfeld. Nothing happens per episode, u have to wait a

Can someone please help me calculate my Utilization? The Client Service Hours on ToD seems to be confusing. When does the utilisation for the year start? April or June?

Good consulting books? Not talking case prep but a fun read about the industry and what it takes to succeed, etc. Thank you!

Had a second round job interview last Thursday that I thought went okay. Haven't heard back yet too early to email asking what is up?

Best books on business/ negotiation/ leadership you have ever read (and use practically)!?

if you expect a head of state to meet with an foreign ambassador and discuss strictly non-classified information, then you don't have a very good understanding of how the world works

What are the revenue goals for managers at Deloitte? Are they soft goals, do managers always meet or exceed them? What other performance metrics are unique for managers?

Anyone know how to create fancy reports from MS Project? Google and colleagues don’t know of any so checking if it exists.

Hey 🐠, what are your recommendations of books, articles, or practice tips to improve communication, both verbal and written? Want to be stronger at running meetings, pitching ideas, writing (cont’d)

Any book recommendations on handling office politics?

How messed up is it that I can’t wait for Friday already?

Can any EY people give an overview of what TAS>OTS IT is like?

Which firms give their consultants the entire week of the 4th off?

1 year until next promo at ACN Strat, with offers at other T2s in hand and option to interview at MBB later this year

1) Stay at ACN Strat and try for MBB in 6 mos
2) Take T2 offer now (OW and LEK)

People who have moved from big4 to MBB and made partner - how tough? What’s good? What’s not? Need a sense check from someone who has been in both places.