Client in front of her CMO: ”you haven’t delivered any reports you promised.”
Us: we email them every Monday. You don’t join the team calls to discuss. They are also on Dropbox.
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Client: “I don’t have access to that Dropbox folder.”
Us: your team set it up
CMO: “I think I see where some of the problems may be.”

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This particular client just got reassigned out of the role thanks to her own behavior

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This warms my heart.

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Where does your day-to-day fall on the spectrum—incompetent or ego-driven?

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