Does anyone else get anxious when they view someone else's deck in a meeting and the formatting sucks? Jumping titles, inconsistent font and size, table of varying sizes, etc.

Does anyone have openings for a Salesforce Admin/Developer position with 3.5+ YOE.

Current CTC: 8 LPA.
Expected CTC: 14-15 LPA.
Notice period: 90 Days.

Please do contact me for more further details.

Anyone familiar with Accenture song (interactive) culture in APAC?

LinkedIn is a garbage app where I can’t even post my opinion or experience because it will go against the mainstream ideologies. If I even “like” a post then I worry that my peers and managers see what I like and suddenly I need inclusivity training. What a load of shit! You can’t be who you truly are on that app. Which is why I like fishbowl so much, the anonymity is a game changer. If LinkedIn was a anonymous, we’d see a lot more support for Kanye and a lot less LGBQT material. Bet!

Have any of you Desi 🐠 taken a voice class? Though I don't have an accent, I sometimes struggle to speak cohesivly, & speak too nasally. Would love to speak like Jeremy Irons in Margin Call.

Any advice on massage chairs? I mean legit full body experience, not the iJoy type junk. Really want one, but hard to pull the trigger online & don't know where to go to try them out.

I heard some folks have met their significant others on here. Spill and share - was it direct dm, did you see a pic first, was it like at first bowl comment??

How many in house counsel are in your company? Please also share the total number of employees and company revenue for reference. I’ll start. 55 in house counsel globally for a $10b company, total employee count ~32k.

Any tips for moving up in a medium/large-sized legal department, aside from switching companies? I work in a collegial environment with plenty of opportunities to create more value, but the management level is fairly crowded and it seems the clearest path to get one of those roles is to be hired into it. What has been your experience? Thanks!

How long did it take you to find the right position the first time you went in-house? I am 5 months into it and regretting turning down the (lowball) offer I got a couple months ago.

I’m entering salary negotiations at a Fortune 500 company and am looking for trustworthy resources for salary data that I can share with the company if they ask where I got my numbers. I know Glassdoor, but what else?

The new SPG app is not intuitive at all, very hard to navigate i find.

Has anyone with a CPA from IT Audit roles been able to make their way into a financial consulting role without referrals/MBA?

Anyone works for Humana um administrative/support . Would like to know salary,day to day job duties. Any advancement opportunities?

Recommendations for a good massage spot?

Any recommendations for movers in River North / Gold Coast

Any bicycle recommendations to get around the city? Not a hardcore bicyclist or anything, so looking for something that has good value on the price and performance spectrum.

Have been looking for accounting advisory jobs and can’t seem to find any. Are firms hiring again?

Any tips to improve my consulting math? Is there a site or a course that I can take? I feel like I am not quick enough.

Just got roasted in a feedback session. Any advice around managing perception/brand? It's amazing how a string of words can make you feel like a complete sack of shit :(

How is every fucker priority? And the non priority people...please stand in your own peasant line, do we ever crowd your way?

Go to bed.

Recommend a nice business movie like wolves of wall street.

Using the weekend to polish resume because I deserve more! 💪✍

To my team: I will not be responding to shit until Tuesday. Weirdly enough I will probably read every email, but I won't be responding to a cot damn thing until Tuesday....

For those who interviewed for FAANG, Snapchat, TikTok or other tech companies, do they typically offer signing bonuses, like consulting firms? Or if asked for one, do they usually give?

You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, DFW, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

I’m considering a move to Chicago from Minneapolis. So what are peoples thoughts about Chicago? A friend suggested I rethink it because of ridiculous traffic and gang crime starting to infiltrate the north.

Ok EY friends, how were your YE reviews thus far? Advisory FSO only please

What are the work hours like for EY infrastructure advisors (part of SaT)?

Best & affordable places for a weekend trip? I am located in upstate NY for reference so recs that are drive-able or flights wouldn’t be insane

When giving your salary expectations, do you say one number, or do you give a broad range?

Is this accurate from an execution stand point? Analyst - support work. Consultant - own a piece of work. Manager - own a work stream. Senior manager - own multiple work streams.

Mercedes Owners: do you take your car in for Schedule B Service? $500+ for what it includes seems like a bit of a scam and wondering if I'm good just taking it in for an oil change. I assume they'll find anything that needs fixing/changing so they can charge me separately.

Anyone here taken a career break (6 months or more? How hard was it to get a job again? Did you have to explain why you took a break? Any other cons I should be aware of?