Fantasizing about winning the lottery and never having to step foot in this office again. Anyone else daydream about an absurd escape plan?

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I always dream of winning the lottery. I also dream that some day I'll have enough left over from my paycheck to actually afford buying a lottery ticket.

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Absolutely! All day every day lol. I dream of the same thing where I win the lottery and I get to go down to Miami beach with my new friends lol

ALL the time! Dealing with a manager who thinks they can use Etsy digital art for mass commercial printing. Yes, please I want to win and peace out!

The Mega Millions is up to 687 million! That would go a long way to me disappearing from the workforce and becoming a misunderstood hermit with a heart of gold. Ah, that is the dream! I don’t hate my job, but given the opportunity to not have to do it would also be nice.

Gotta get that lottery money and buy a retreat center where I drink tea and do yoga everyday.

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