From a job posting for a CD. They just put it right out front .

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Died laughing. Honestly. If you were influencers and innovators you wouldn’t be in advertising saying the same ol’ shite everyone else is saying.

These kids today are the saddest.

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☝🏼Exactly that, WK1. Thankfully, that paragraph is written in code to let people who know better not to apply there. Whenever you see the litany of “types” that comprise “who we are,” it’s like the secret handshake that says RUN!

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Innovators and influencers lol.

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Guess I’m not applying there

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Damn my grey hairs!!!!

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You can be old and youthful.

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We tell stories.., that old saw

How about that agency that starts all job postings with "xyz is a highly caffeinated playground..."
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