“Hello, my name is Eleanor, my favorite color is bege and my dream is to be an accountant” - I feel personally attacked 😂

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Lol. This is hilarious! Just watched that episode!

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We’re in sync 🤯

That show is so good.

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Just binge watched the first season. Is there a 2nd season?

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Feeling bad for Steve. I’d totally date him.

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I just saw that. Does this describe you? ;)

I was just kidding... because they basically related being an accountant to a boring lifeless career choice lol

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What show is this?

Never have I ever

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