Here I come Pick & Save. To help a girl to find her husband.

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I'm guessing that cart doesn't roll very well on dirt.

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This is what happens when AI slop pics are generated

This is why I go to Wholefoods every Sunday to pick a small item. Otherwise Trader Joe’s is more my real budget and where I do the bulk of my shopping, but don’t think I’ll find my dream husband there. 😁😈

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SM1 - What about insanely wealthy men in their late 90s? I kid. . . Sending positive vibes your way since I can’t send any single men.

Highly unlikely that I find my husband at the grocery store because I’m the one who does all the grocery shopping. (Lol see what I did there? Bc I’m married)

You might find him looking for his side chick.

I'd hope so. What percentage of husbands are on dating apps?

I swear I’ve seen half of DC Hinge at my local Wegmans.

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