What’s the minimum amount of money you’ll accept to cut off the tip of your left pinky finger? What about toe 😂? Was talking to some colleagues and they were willing to cut off an entire arm/leg for $250k. I was horrified lol

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Do I have to cut it off myself?

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This is the exact question i had

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Fingertips can grow back (if not cut too low)

Just the tip tho

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A whole year of my BDO salary, so about 4$

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BDO, that explains the ATL shooting

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I think my price for the left pinky tip would be quite low. I’m a righty. Not sure exactly why but my price for a toe would be much higher.

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Lost my big toe three years ago due to an infection. In mmmm a a walking boot several months. Not too bad actually but your balance is a screwed up for a while but you adjust. Sometimes you fall when you go to lose it and remember as your falling “ dummy you don’t have a toe there” lol.

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$250k for just the tip sounds right

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250k isn't a lot of money to fucking cut part of your body off, even a tip of a pinky.

You're all insane.

Ok when you say “tip of your left pinky finger” are we talking the skin at the end or the whole distal phalanx

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WS1- lol for some reason your comment reminded me of the episode of Game of Thrones where Joffrey or whatever his name was made the musician guy choose between getting his tongue or his hands cut off

So what’s your price!?!?

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$1M per tip 🤷🏼‍♀️

Now a whole arm/leg? Hard pass!

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As long as it’s numb, like $20k for the tip of my left pinky. The money is more about the inconvenience of healing time. I honestly considered paying someone to cut off my pinky toes to make shoes fit better.

The better question would be to ask someone who doesn't have a pinky or arm, how much they would pay to have it back.

People dismissing this like it's not a big deal 🤣.

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About the same amount as my mortgage balance

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