I don't know if it's the same for the gay community, but we heterosexual women don't want to hear a man say, "I'm so wet."

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Nothing wrong with some good ole swamp ass

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Like boiled p-nuts

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Does he understand the phrase? It’s kind of like “I love lamp “

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What about moist?

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😵‍💫🤢

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What about crusty

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PLS STOP ✋🏼

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Wait... a man said they're wet? Did they just get out of the shower?

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Want to see my vintage television set?? 🤣🙏

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What about “I’m sliding off my chair”

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RIP my chances of getting a boner today 🤮🤮

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Um, where do they get wet? How does this work? Wait, no, maybe don’t tell me.

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Agreed

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Oh, no… absolutely not.

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I mean yeah it’s not really applicable to them 🤔

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It’s actually applicable to most guys to varying degrees.

I cringe at men sexting me sometimes. Why do they think we want to hear that stuff 🥴

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Lol what stuff have you gotten?

Did a man say this to you?????

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That's not fair, K2. I chose to look past it in the moment of confusion. Same as when a man blows on your hoohaa during oral, you don't stop him. Doesn't mean you like it.

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I guess it means premature ejac

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Like wetting the bed?

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My wife calls it ‘dewey.’ Much better than wet for a dude.

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Okkkkk.... where EXACTLY are they wet? Feel free to use illustrations. 😐

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No. Just didn't want to / cannot speak for gay men.

Thank for the compliment. The unkempt surroundings are alo accurate (don't worry, not the dots though).

Men say that?

I wear a rubber at all times it’s just a necessity

And when we’re holding hands it’s like having sex with me

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