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This is how it works: some singles post, everyone realizes it’s 99% dudes posting, the sausagebowl dies out.

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If you are female, post a photo and get an onslaught of DMs, then pick from those

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Well you successfully posted so I think you’re on the right track!

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Or post a body pic - you may get comments on how dirty your mirror is 😂

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I'm 40F. Any point to my being in this bowl? Not being facetious, just see a lot of chat here and in the WhatsApp group about how the people in their early 30s are old, so don't want to waste my or anyone else's time...

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Anyone wanna come over? Brooklyn

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Helllo, alo can anyone read me?

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This bowl is slowwww. Is there anyone that wants to spice it up and do something fun?

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Soooo lykeee...when do we stop talking about ourselves and start some sort of informal NYC professionals hangout?

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What’s everyone up to today?

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What if we turn this into a 50/50 ratio event (say max 12 people with sign ups in a google sheet) instead of just sliding in DMs? 🤔🫥

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