HR: Please fill in your anonymous survey. Boss: hey fill in your survey, HR said you haven’t done it yet

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Ask your senior HR contact about the survey. Tell your boss you already did it but wonder why you were following up. Tell him/her that HR is often a day late and a dollar short, and remember their reaction.

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You know both things can be true, right?

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Say it again to yourself and think if both can be true. And also, remember who is paying third party to get the surveys. And if that third party says no to the guy who writes the check, then what will happen to that third party.

With this common sense info, think again.

Tracking whether somebody has filled it out doesn’t mean they’re tying your name to your responses…

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Anonymous or Confidential - learn the difference ;)

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My experience with this is that the vendor sends a list of those that haven’t completed it. The only time I’ve seen the vendor identify someone is when they are concerned someone is going to hurt themselves or others based on their comments.

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