Hypothetically, what might happen, if Strat said to fishbowl they needed a virtual hug? Other than CD potentially saying something snarky and mean ...hypothetically only.

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@strategist OP - my friend made it back in the day, still one of my favoritest things ever. And, well, highly relevant to this post 😊

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The mop was good. Did you do the mop?

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Dammit. I think Strat just called me fat.

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Aw man, I'm a monster 😔

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I think Strat would end up being virtually molested and Copywriter would figure out some stupid way of mentioning wasabi mustard.

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I've seen it happen, Strat. And when I do, I take my mustard elsewhere.

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OMG @Director1 you're my hero. That made me laugh out loud. Did you just have that handy?

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Your friend is awesome ...

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Strat is so confused. I feel copywriter-violated 😕😳😏

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Now I'm not even sure who I am.

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Now I wonder if you're all just voices in my head

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That's because I am an experimental bot designed to "spice up" Fishbowl.

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Agree. Mop was good.

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I feel violated.

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You do????!

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Yeah, CD1. I have some virtual issues that I'm working through right now.

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@CW1 (who might be @Wunder?) ...someone stalking you virtually or you just jellie?

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What's with all the stalking? Come one guys. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl

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