I forgot my VPN password and I don't want to remember it because it is a good reason to not work. Not able to login

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If it was my manager he will give me his laptop but will make sure I work 😂

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Very supportive manager

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LeMe your HR manager : I forgot your salary account details ( because it's a good way to save some cost ) 😜🤣😂

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