An out of office email i read somewhere.

Hi,

Thanks for your email. I am currently OoO.
For emergencies conatct below
USI -112
US - 911

All other things can be taken care when i am back.

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Bro, why can't we try this in D from now on 🤣🤣🤣

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At your own risk... :)

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