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Hello, Accenture fishes!
Around which date of December can we expect the salary/compensation revision to be reflected in Allsec/smartpay.

Thanks in advance for the replies. Cheers. Accenture

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Working as an analyst in Energy Practice assisting case teams with renewables, utilities, O&G, digital strategy. Net experience 2 years! Want to go for higher studies.

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Outside of getting a high gmat score, what are some things I should do to offset low UG GPA?

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Has anyone had an MBA sponsored by the firm? If so, would you be open to connecting to discuss the process?

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Got a GRE score of 320 (162V 158Q). Did my masters from A&M (full scholarship, 3.8 GPA, journal publications. Have been working as a consultant for a small tech consulting firm for the past 1 year and was considering a MBA + Law or Public Policy masters dual degree program. My scores are still valid for atleast 1 year. Aiming for M7 or Oxbridge in Europe. Would using this GRE score be realistic for the school given I've just 1 YOE and my quant was lower. I'm an ORM International student fyi

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I got an opportunity at IBM ISDL as application developer. How is the work culture, learning opportunities and annual hikes?

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Hi, I am dotnet/angular developer with 11 years of work experience. I am looking for a job in UK/US/CANADA.

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Job offers. Got an offer from Parker hannifin within 2 weeks of application. Still going through interview process with Rockwell automation, 3 interviews and over a month. Operation manager said I will be hearing from Hr soon on next steps. Leverage offer with Parker or take the job?

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