I just finished watching several highly convincing YouTube videos and I’m telling you that you need to stop drinking bottled water. NOW.

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Wha u talkin bout? I drink from the hose outside.

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That’s it? I used to get kicked outside of the house and my parents wouldn’t let me back in under any circumstances whatsoever. Go to the bathroom? Nope. Got a cut on your arm? Can’t go in to clean it. Thirsty? Forget it. I’d be out underneath the air conditioner catching the droplets in my mouth I was so thirsty

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Liquid Death my guy

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I’ve been drinking a minimum of 8 bottles of water daily for many years now. Sorry my guy!

then get a water filter installed? i’ve got a whole reverse osmosis setup under my kitchen sink.

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Too late. All of us were raised on warming plastic in the microwave. Endocrine systems are shot to hell. Good luck getting normal hormone levels in humans ever again. 🤣

Can you link your top vids

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