If I had a dollar for everytime I packed a banana in my bag only to forget about it and have it rot, I'd have like 13 dollars.

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Between bananas and United’s stoopwafels, my bag is a goddamn Dutch bakery

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So gross dude.. no I’ve done this a bunch too haha

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I used to have a friendly competition with a co-worker to see who could put more bananas in their laptop bag for Monday morning flights, to the chagrin of banana conservation activists everywhere.

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Wait.. are they all still in there?

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I actually started trying to eat them in my way to work. There’s something about getting to the office and entering work mode that one just forgets about anything in the bag except the laptop

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Stroopwaffle is the only reason to fly United. The plane could be going down in flames or they could call the cops to beat me and drag me off, but that sweet crunchy delight would have a smile on my face

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Rotten or overly ripe? If the latter, throw them bananas in the freezer. I’ve got inventory for like a dozen future chocolate chip banana breads.

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1 c almond milk, 2 tb peanut butter, 1-2 frozen bananas, cocoa powder. Nutella if you’re nasty. Vitamix until delicious

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What would you do with the money? I’d go somewhere swanky like Applebee’s.

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Omg same

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I did this with an orange once. Did not end well.

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